Some ASCII Comedy from christina:

=|:-)        - abe lincoln
^5        - high five
( :::0::: )        - bandaid
(:| - egg head thats you
:- )~        - user drools
:-[        - vampire
<:3)~~        - a mouse
^..^        - a cat
C=:- )        - a chef
[:]]        - a robot smiley
;- )8<        - big girl
:- )^<        - big boy
})i({        - butterfly
o-)        - cyclops
(__!__)        - fat %$@
>:- )        - does that look devilish to you
:-----)        - pinnochio
P-)        - a pirate
+<:-)        - pope
+<x-(        - dead pope
-(: )(o)=8        - teletubby
(_x_)        - kiss my $*%
(_E=mc2_)        - a smart $*&
(_?_)        - Dumb $&%

thats it. see why i love her :-)